The term “friendzone” makes me fucking sick.
Seriously, stop playing the victim.
I just don’t like you like that, so now I’m a bitch for having my own feelings?

I can understand you being kinda disappointed about it, but if you don’t even want to be my friend, then why should we be more than friends?

You obviously do not appreciate my friendship.
So good job, you won’t even have to be my friend now!
If we aren’t even friends, then you won’t have to be in that “friendzone” that you hate so much.
And then you’ll be happy, right?
I want you to be happy, and if not being my friend is what makes you happy, then there ya go.

Seriously though, the term “friendzone” is bullshit and I wish people would stop using it.